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"My fellow brothers: I Billy Herrington, stand here today humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our Niconico ancestors." "We are in the midst of crisis. Nico Nico Douga is at war against a far-reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. Niconico's economy is badly weakened, a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of management, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and prepare for a new MAD age!" "Today, I say to you that the challenge is real! They are serious and there are many. They will not be easily met or in a short span of time, but know that, Niconico — they will be met." "In reaffirming the greatness of our site, we understand that greatness is never given. Our journey has never been one of short-cuts. It is not been for the path for the faint-hearted — or seek only the fleshly pleasures rather it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD things. For us they toiled in the sweatshops, endured the lash of the spanking. Time and time again, these men struggled, and sacrificed, so that we might LIVE BETTER." "We remain the most powerful site on the Internet, and minds are no less inventive, and services no less needed than they were last week, or yesterday, or the day before the day after tomorrow. Starting today, we must pull up our pants, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking Nico Nico Douga." "Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions — who suggest that our server system cannot tolerate too many movies. Their memories are short. For they have forgotten what Niconico already has done; what free men can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose." "And so, to all the people who are watching this video, from the grandest cities, to the small villages where IKZO was born, know that Niconico is a friend of every man who seeks a future of love and peace." "Now we will begin, to responsibly leave authorized common materials to Niconico people, and forge a hard-earned peace in this MAD world." "What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility." "This is the price and the promise of Niconicommons citizenship." "Nico Nico Douga, in the face of common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words: ASS WE CAN! Let it be said by our children's children that when we were tested by DOS attacks and refused by YouTube we did not turn back nor did we falter and we were carried forth that the great gift of freedom be delivered and as safely to future generations." "Thank you. God bless. And god bless Nico Nico Douga."